Coronavirus Part 5

Alright, alright, al-fucking-right. DC broke the rules. I’m not gonna back him, the tosser. I just think: what’s done is done. Ya know? What Bozza should be doing, really, is fining the cunt. What’s the maximum penalty for breaking lockdown? Seventy quid? A grand? I don’t know because, like most, I’ve not been fined during …

Coronavirus part 3

‘These are unprecedented times.’ Yes, Rishi Sunak, we know. ‘These are unprecedented times.’ Yes, ITV News anchor, Tom Bradby. Thank you. We know. ‘These are unprecedented times.’ Yes, milkman. We fucking know.  These are unprecedented times. Unless you’ve been in a coma for the last few weeks, everyone, obviously, knows.  Solutions. Not problems, man. And I know, …

Corona virus part 2

I'm certain nobody needs an update, but as we're all self-isolating, what the hell else am I supposed to do? Let me tell you . . . assuming this (now) pandemic ever turns into a full-blown apocalypse, I’m fucked. I consider myself pretty good at only three things on this earth and they are writing, …

Corona virus

Call me a cynic, man, but . . . is it real? Is it just a conspiracy conjured in the demented mind of the supermarket giants? Fucked if I know, dude. But let me tell you one thing: amongst the piles upon piles of bog roll now residing in the houses of the greedy, and …